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homovegetarian
03 March 2009 @ 09:36 pm
it would already be[info]lovelikeyeast's birthday.  but neither of of us lives there anymore.

though Portland was voted the US's saddest city, and Seattle its 20th, i think we are both happy to be out of the shadow cast by the 4th saddest city and its number 1 saddest economy.

many kisses to [info]lovelikeyeast.  have a happy day, love.

-mo


 
 
homovegetarian
01 October 2008 @ 08:50 pm
i mostly love being on my own.  the stuff i hate, is the small stuff.  the biggest small stuffs are as follows:

- no one else ever makes the coffee.

ok, i think that's it.
 
 
homovegetarian
01 January 2008 @ 05:13 pm
Two Adventures in Disgusting.

1) The big toe of my left foot has had a little hurt since yesterday.  As per usual, I ignored it assuming that given time all things would right themselves.  Today, I pulled off my shoes and socks to do yoga and noticed that the ouch zone was red and inflamed.  Curiously, I reached down to touch it and at my rather tentative touch a mixture of pus and fluid shot out. 

I dabbed it up and got started on yoga.

2)  While I carried out my routine, Natalie (a kitty of much goodness) became very cuddley and every time I held a pose, she'd rub on whatever foot, elbow, or knee stuck out.  As I moved out of a forward bend and started prepping myself for the magic that is camel pose, I noticed some moisture on mat.  Assuming that it was sweat, I swiped it.  Sadly, I noted texture and immediately feared that my foot was oozing even more horrors.  On examination, I discovered that Natalie had taken an opportunity to express more than her love of me and yoga.  She had, in fact, expressed a god damn anal gland all over my mat.

Dutifully, I cleaned up the mess and while I imagined for a few moments that I would finish the last 20 minutes of my routine, I simply lost heart and hit the shower.
 
 
homovegetarian
11 August 2007 @ 10:57 pm
hah?  
him: do you know what you'd like?
me: yes,please! a grey goose martini. dirty.
him: (pause)  would you like an olive?
me: (pause) (pause) yes.
him: on the rocks or up?
me: uhhhh huh?
him: on the rocks or up?
me: up.
him walks away
me to [info]shmizla: does he know what a martini is?



 
 
 
homovegetarian
19 December 2006 @ 03:08 pm
woman to her male dining companion: "so they went into my rectum with tools, you know, and got some stuff out."
 
 
homovegetarian
07 November 2006 @ 12:51 pm
argh  
i feel sick to my stomach fretting about how today's events are going to unfold. . .

i think that even if the dems win, things will get worse.  maybe much worse, and that cheney/rumsfeld will use it to get us all killed -- they'll have the perfect fall guys. . .

don't get me wrong, i want the dems to take over everything possible, but since cheney/rumsfeld are who they are, i'm not sure we can be saved.

i'm going to go vomit and hide in bed
 
 
homovegetarian
27 October 2006 @ 01:09 pm
the sister came through the operation ok.  things are being biopsied.

mosters everywhere.
 
 
homovegetarian
12 October 2006 @ 10:49 am
i saw "jesus camp" yesterday.  it is a documentary on the evangelical indoctrination (they approve of the term themselves) of children.

first i think that religion at this level is in and of itself a form of child abuse.  given that  i chose to go to the movie when i felt sturdy enough to watch a documentary of children being twisted into monsters.  it is a good film, but i was not prepared for exactly how awful it would be.  watching children sob, watching them being taught,  watching little girls sobbing hysterically and saying, "please lord, no more no more" and the footage of a grown man putting tape over a little girl's mouth (the tape, inexplicably, says "LIFE") while saying, "well allyson you sure look cute with that tape over  your mouth."

so just a warning, the subject of the film is difficult enough, it is also the movie of a thousand triggers.  nonetheless i recommend it highly.


*Edit:  Apparently, just talking about left me rattled since the post makes very little sense. . .
 
 
homovegetarian
10 September 2006 @ 09:03 am
i have been living in seattle one year as of today. . .
 
 
homovegetarian
06 September 2006 @ 12:45 pm
shortbus
shortbus
shortbus
shortbus
shortbus

this also makes it difficult to breathe. . .
 
 
homovegetarian
06 September 2006 @ 10:58 am
I WILL HAVE THE ENTIRE WEEK OFF!!  NO WORKY WORK AT ALL.

I am twitchy with happiness.  can't wait to see everyone!

-e
 
 
homovegetarian
04 September 2006 @ 10:07 am
"Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the "Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef. He was 44."

 
 
homovegetarian
22 August 2006 @ 09:29 pm
Flight:                 Northwest Airlines Flight 212( nonstop )
Depart:                 Seattle/Tacoma, WA (SEA) Wed, Oct 04 12:30 PM
Arrive:                 Detroit, MI (DTW) Wed, Oct 04 07:44 PM
_______________________________

Flight:                 Northwest Airlines Flight 211( nonstop )
Depart:                 Detroit, MI (DTW) Tue, Oct 10 09:31 AM
Arrive:                 Seattle/Tacoma, WA (SEA) Tue, Oct 10 11:17 AM
 
 
homovegetarian
09 August 2006 @ 05:29 pm
from oct 4 to oct 10 -- would i miss anyone?

-e
 
 
homovegetarian
06 August 2006 @ 09:40 pm
"She wished to shut herself in with her misery, to accustom herself to it as she had accustomed herself to happiness.  But actual seclusion was impossible: the subtle reactions of life almost at once began to break down her defences.  She could no more have her wretchedness to herself that any other emotion: all the lives about her were so many unconscious factors in her sensations."

From Sanctuary

She is just fucking amazing.  Her understanding of the complexity of social structure, gender, and personal angst as both separate and intersecting forces that are simultaneously intimate and external is so beyond what any one person's understanding should contain, I can't stand it . . . it is just so beautiful that it hurts.
 
 
homovegetarian
24 July 2006 @ 12:35 pm
fuck.

so my mom had a stroke on saturday and i have been trying to buy an airline ticket since then.  but the same thing keeps happening over and over and since i was raised catholic i believe confessing will expiate the sin and let me move forward.

so i go to web site and fiddle faddle around until i get everything like i need it to be and then i click through all of the confirmations and then i freeze and close the browser.

why?  because i picture being at that airport and driving a fucking rental car into that town and am so overwhelmed at the horror of being both THERE and NOT HERE that i can't through with it. 

i know that my mother is lonely, none of us kids live there, her parents are dead, and only one sister lives in town - who has visited her once.  my dad visits twice a day for about an hour.  and i'm trying to guilt myself into going, but i've been resisting mother-induced guilt since i was a mere zygote and so it isn't working to accomplish anything other than a more complete paralysis.

ok.  by having whined in public about something so selfish and unimportant i think i can actually act now.

jeesh, this gets old.
 
 
homovegetarian
14 July 2006 @ 05:40 pm
Lesbians can't say 'No', or 'Yes': i asked this woman out today and she said that she would have to think about how she felt about that.

I was poking around the kitchen for snacks (I chose prunes) when I saw the granola bar that [info]lovelikeyeast brought me from across the pond.  it's called Corny.  i threw it away because I realized that with that name I will never think of it as anything other than a poo stick.
 
 
homovegetarian
05 June 2006 @ 05:30 pm
I was tagged by [info]lovelikeyeast for the following thingy:

"It's a meme thing for fellow linguaphiles. Pick three words you hate and explain why."

Anus:  I suspect it is because the voice in my head says with such a strong midwestern accent, ayNUS and it sounds really prissy.  I end up giggling and using "bum-hole" or something else juvenile just to avoid that ridiculous sounding word.

Cutesy shortened words, though I've used some of them, I really wish I hadn't:  addy for address, nic for nickname, and on and on until I stab someone - you aren't that important, you don't have anywhere important to go, type or speak the whole word before I cut out your heart.

Ball: I hate this word, unless foot-, soft-, soccer, or whatever are in front of it, it makes me cringe.  i can't explain why, because even though it makes me think of a man's ball, so does balls, and i am not bothered by balls-talk.  It is specifically when someone refers to an actual ball, not a testicle, that I hate the word ball.  yech.  it sounds awful and feels gross to even say it.  bleck.

i tag [info]shmizla, [info]fflo, and [info]derangingsusana.
 
 
homovegetarian
02 May 2006 @ 11:27 am
England beats US in health stakes

Middle-aged English people are “much healthier” than their American counterparts, even though the US spends far more on medical care than the UK, according to a large international study published on Tuesday in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

Americans have significantly higher rates of diabetes, heart disease, stroke, lung disease and cancer than English people in the 55 to 64 age group.

Sir Michael Marmot, professor of epidemiology at University College London, who led the British arm of the study, said the findings would surprise international health policy experts. His US colleague, James Smith of the Rand Corporation in California, added: “You don’t expect the health of middle-aged people in these two countries to be too different, but we found that the English are a lot healthier than the Americans.”

The researchers who were funded by several US and UK government agencies, set out to look at the social and economic factors affecting health but shifted emphasis when large differences emerged between the two countries. The study looked both at the way people reported their own health and – to guard against any bias from self-reporting – at objective biological markers of disease from blood tests. Altogether there were about 15,000 participants.

Samples in both countries were limited to whites and excluded recent immigrants, so as to control for racial and ethnic factors.

“This study challenges the theory that the greater heterogeneity of the US population is the major reason the US is behind other industrialised nations in some important health measures,” said Richard Suzman, programme director at the US National Institute on Ageing, which co-funded the research.

As expected, people with higher socio-economic status, as measured by their income and education levels, tended to enjoy better health. But because the national differences were so great, those at the top of the education and income scale in the US suffered diabetes and heart disease at a similar rate to those at the bottom of the scale in England.

The researchers are struggling to explain their findings. Their analysis shows that lifestyle factors – particularly the fact that Americans are more obese and take less exercise – cannot account for the whole discrepancy. though they may provide a partial explanation.

[homoveg says: why are they struggling? we sit in our cars all day with an all beef patty in our mouths and most can't afford to go to the doctor.  exercise is considered a privelege and an elitest affectation, while too many vegetables (particularly in the form of salad) make you a faggot, but we can't figure out why we don't feel so good?  is it because we're developmentally disabled and should not be left to our own care?]

Different health systems may also be part of the story. The researchers note that the US spends $5,274 per head on medical care while the UK spends $2,164, adjusted for purchasing power. But Britain’s National Health Service provides publicly funded medicine for everyone, while Americans under the age of 65 have to rely on private insurance.

Prof Marmot [ok that's just cute, can i be professor marmot?] suggested that, while the healthcare provided by the British state health service was not superior [just affordable!!!!]  to the private US system, it provided important psychological reassurance.

As the researchers say in the journal paper: “To a much greater extent England has set up programmes whose goal is to isolate individuals from the economic consequences of poor health in terms of their medical expenditure and especially earnings and wealth reduction.” 
[oh wait, they aren't struggling -- we're struggling!!!  They understand very well, it just apparently that we can't read!!  even the articles we write!!]

 
 
 
 

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